Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

Hand Shower

To be fondled or groped all over by another, usually a creepy older man, in a friendly greeting or a show of affection.

"Oh my gosh Marcia, did you see the way George just gave Jamie the Hand Shower after congratulating her for the speech she gave at the seminar?"

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