Shower bath

What some takes a shower but plugs the bath so the water collects at the bottom. Once done showering that someone then relaxes in the bath created without wasting any more water.

"Hey nice practice."
"But tiring! I'm gonna take shower bath the second I get home."

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Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

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Shower Bath

When one takes a shower but sits under the water, rather than stand.

"I had a really stressful day. I'm going to go home and take a nice, long shower bath!"

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California Shower Bath

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.

Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

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shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head