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shpank it

another way of saying, fuck it

Who cares about the game, shpank it!

by Joe October 1, 2003

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shpank it

A comment by which the sayer means "Smack that girls Ass"

Brenda got a bubble but, Shpank It!

by Joe Arcarola October 3, 2003

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Shpanks

Another word for "Thanks" , usually said by teenage girls . Shpanks is just a more fun/cool way of saying "Thanks" .

Kelly : " Your shirt is so cute!! "
Ray : " Shpanks girl ! :) "

by JustinBieberLoverxoxo February 28, 2011

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shpanks

thanks, usually said by teenage girls

Shpanks for the cookies.

by selkie grrrl November 7, 2011


Shpank

A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.

Ouch, my girlfriend shpanked me last night and it hurts when I sit down or poop.

by Fart McBitch August 21, 2009

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shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.

Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.

by The McClapski March 1, 2017


shpank

Stupid way to say the word spank, which means to beat someone up. This is one of the 4 main words that people say with a Sh sound instead of a S sound, for no apparent reason.

Zack tried to front on Leonardo but my dude Leo shpanked that boy!

by The Bx41 September 18, 2012

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