Shredded Cheese

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

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Shredded Cheese

When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.

Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!

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Shredded Cheese

When a chick with braces gives you head

Man my dick has turned into shredded cheese after that blowie

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shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

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Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

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Shredded Cheese Skyscraper

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

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shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.

"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."

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