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*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME
When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.
Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!
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When a chick with braces gives you head
Man my dick has turned into shredded cheese after that blowie
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I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.
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Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.
It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.
Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it
Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.
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Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.
She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.
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When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.
"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."
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