shrimp paste

A bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous wanking session without any intermittent cleansing. The pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. Not to be confused with a culinary condiment.

Danny "Jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth wankathon?"

Jordon "why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?"

Danny "No, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn't shift"

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Shrimp Pasting

To creampie a girl on her period

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”