Shrimp Pistol

1. An obscenely and unnecessarily small penis.
2. Chris' penis

-Is it even possible to have renal sex with an opossum?
-I don't know about you guys, but i have a shrimp pistol

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Pistol Shrimp

A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.

When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.

Pistol Shrimp are organic guns.