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sexual intercourse by inserting a male’s testicles, and sometimes penis as well. may be vaginal intercourse by inserting testicles into a female’s vagina, or anal intercourse by inserting testicles in a male’s or female’s anus.
he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?
his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?
i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.
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shurg--an uncontrollable spasm of the shoulders; a seizure-like shrug;
Distinctly resembles Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man on crack, twitching sporadically and muttering nonsense.
Or...another analogy would be Helen Keller having a heart attack inside an insane asylum...
Jon consumed a can of Monster, Red Bull, 5-hour energy, and cocaine all in one sitting. He started to shurg, convulsing wildly on the floor.
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shurg: developed from a combination of sure and shag: positively implying fidelity: a good, steady lay
"dude, your gf is the biggest shurg ever!"
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Surfing term used to describe a really sweet event. Could also be used in non-surfing situations as a non-expletive substitute for "fuck."
"Dude, that was one shurging wave."
"You are shurging awesome!"
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The act of inserting your testicles along with your penis in a woman's vagina and having intercourse. Fucking a woman with your balls. I imagine you can do this anally as well (an with a man), but that should have another name.
His cock wasn't big enough to satisfly her so he inserted his balls and started shurgging the hell out of her.
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inserting your testicles, and sometimes penis as well, into someone. may be vaginal intercourse by inserting testicles into a female’s vagina, or anal intercourse by inserting testicles in a male’s or female’s anus.
he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?
his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?
i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.
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the undeniable urge for a massive bowel movement after consuming copious amounts of coffee
I just drank a venti mocha and now I'm feeling the shurge
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