SHUT MOUTH

1. The most superior way to say shut up

2. The most aggressive way to say shut up

Payten: (blah blah blah crap and junk)
Carl: SHUT MOUTH
Payten: (contemplating if he should commit die )

shut mouth

A very surreal way to say "shut up"

"shut mouth hammock"

Shut thy mouth

When somebody is acting so fucking incredibly stupid that you must persist with “shut thy mouth”. Used commonly to “no u”.

Guy 1: wtf r u kid
Guy 2: shut thy mouth

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shut your mouth

1) Adj. Response when you are happy, but surprised or shocked by what was said.

2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.

1) smarmy tv show host: you've just won a years supply of Snack Packs!
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth

2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)

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Mother-Shut-Your-Mouth

A way to say 'mother fucker' without being offensive and vulgar.

Suppose you're with your grandma at her usual bing spot. One of the elderly spills his drink all over your back. You yell "Mother-" but catch your felf and say "Mother-shut-your-mouth". You are now the sweetest person for not cursing.

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well shut my mouth

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.

“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”

SHUT YOUR DUKEY MOUTH

the ultimate comeback,never has a response

"your mother'
"SHUT YOUR DUKEY MOUTH"
"......''

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