Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

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