Shy Pod

A Poor Man's version of the Apple classic. Often indicated by the owner's reluctance to display it in public. Hence 'Shy' Pod or 'Shite' Pod if it's really cheap and nasty.

Dan: Is that an Ipod?
Sam: Nah, I can't afford one of those, so I got Ohsoshitty Mp3 player from Hong Kong.
Dan: Ah, it's a Shy Pod!

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.

Look at the highly intelligent fellow with the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod.