shyguy

Problematic mask-wearing character in the Mario universe. Not particularly dangerous but can kill if ignored.

Damn, I can't believe I was killed by Shyguy!

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shyguy

A very cool guy, the coolest guy on the internet. Smart, sophisticated and devistatingly attractive to women and all around nice guy.

Alpha Male

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shyguy

horny ass white boy tryina be like me!

shyguy wants to be like shygirl

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shyguy

A Boy (is a boy no matter what age, shyguy/shyman is an oxymoron) who doesn't beleive in himself and exhibits this with fear of interacting with other people. If he does have a girlfriend, she is usually a fat girl. Contrary to popular belief, shy girls go for macho men, not their apparent shyguy counterpart, unless of course the shy guy is tall and handsome, then he can luck out and get shy nerdy girl.

Wow, Robert is such a shyguy.. Look at him walking down the street with his head hung down. I wonder how come he never looks me in the eye when talking to me?! Ah, but that fat girl walking with him don't care, because she knows its the best she can do!

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ShyGuys

(N.) Males who are too bashful to urine in the urinal so go in the stalls to Number One instead.

"If you wanna go Shyguys, the stall is over there." Bathroom attendant in The Hot Chick.

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Schrödinger’s ShyGuy

someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not

“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”