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Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.
Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.
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A sexual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to Siberia by rail. This act involves inserting something cold or frozen anally (we prefer Popsicles). The recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. The container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.
I gave that bitch a Siberian Express for dessert because dinner wasn't ready on time.
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a period of cold weather
Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.
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When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.
Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.