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A creature sent to earth to remind you that your parents are still having sex.
"Dude, congrats on your new sibling!"
"Man, don't remind me! All that means is my parents had sex at least 9 months ago."
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the little retards that will drive you mad and make you wanna kys, they also like to bully and hurt you then blame it all on you :) they are also very special needs without even having any special needs
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the definition of dope shit
but mostly just shit
kid: SIBLINGS SUCK they are only born bcs mom had too much sex in the office!!!!!
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1. The reason your mom knows where you hide your porn, drugs, and alcohol
2. Demonic forces sent down from wherever to punish those who try to enjoy their life
3. Punching bags
4. Someone to blame the broken window on.
It's all because of my Siblings
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A sibling is a dirty asswipe that gains its energy off making your life a hellhole. Your luck is especially unfortunate when you have multiple siblings within a small/medium average age gap
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.
You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
"Hey bitch, it was unfortunate that you were the one who has to be my sibling. Stop being related to me. Thank you."
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demons from fucking hell
everyone: hey how are your siblings?
me: ARE U DUMB DID U MEAN DEMONS
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A brother or sister.
A being with whom you share parents, whose sole purpose is to destroy your life.
In general, younger siblings are slightly more annoying than older ones, although in general older siblings are meaner and stronger so beat up the younger one.
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