sidequest

pursuit of a crush or a love interest while in school. while learning is the main purpose of going to school, part of the whole journey is finding/trying to find/pursuing a crush/love interest. such diversion/digression from or supplement to academics is a sidequest.

A: Derivatives schmerivatives. Fuck Finance. Man, I want a sidequest. I'm tired of this shit.

B: I am a helicopter.

A: Pete, you're really close with Tracy right? Chinese, petite, really cute... sweet...

B: Three Erlenmeyer Flasks and the Industrial Revolution.

A: Can you set me up with Tracy, Megatrix7547?

B: Femur. Medulla Oblongata. Green Leafy Vegetables.

A: I'll give you my WWE Championship Belt and a Pikachu Poster.

B: PIKA!!! Yeah you need a sidequest dude. I'll help you out. PIKA!!!

A: Retard.

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Coochie SideQuest

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.

Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.

Sidequesting

verb
to do things outside of the "original mission" or "main campaign"

Ya, my grandpa served in WWII, and went sidequesting a lot in France

Sidequesting

The process of changing settings on "Sidequest" for your Oculus Quest 2.

I had to get off because I was busy sidequesting my headset.

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