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Sidney Powell

Batshit crazy attorney who spread false conspiracy theories about voter fraud as manchild Donald Trump lost an election. She did this until money was on the line.

"Sidney Powell, release the Kraken!"
Oh wait, a lawsuit...
"Sidney Powell, release a statement saying no sensible person would ever trust you."

by George's_Bush March 30, 2021

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Sidney Powell Defense

The legal argument that no sensible person would take you seriously. This argument was used by Sidney Powell, a batshit crazy attorney who spread Donald Trump's false claims of voter fraud. Powell was defending herself against a lawsuit by $1.3 billion Dominion Voting Systems.

"Mrs. Powell, You made false claims of voter fraud." powerfully said by prosecutors.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.

by George's_Bush March 30, 2021