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sigourney weaver

The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.

Did you see how filthy those toilets were? I had no other choice than to do the Sigourney Weaver.

by I Am The Clean One 2 January 31, 2011

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Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009

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