Silent Butler

The act of sneaking up behind someone while draping a chlorophorm-doused towel over your arm, yelling "more tea sir?" and applying it to the face from behind to perform various sexual acts while in a standing position.

A: Dude, did you hear what happened to Rachel?

B: No, What?

A: She was at some fancy party and she got silent butlered!

B: Wow! That's rough