Silver Apple

The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.

"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"

"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"