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A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
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the last name of a small peson with an enormous cock usually asociates with people who have giantism
im a simmonds coz im a smaal person with a huge cuck
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a fucking cracker cos he's black and his pee is red cos hes dieing of necrophilia
That dude is just like Charlie Simmonds! Only difference is that he is an asian and has terminal cancer...
Georgina Simmonds is known in many parts of the land as an urban myth.
They say she can talk for 3 consecutive days without pausing for breath and she has a head the size of an aeroplane. The doctors prescribed her a whole bottle of industrial strength sleeping pills to calm her chronic tweeting. She took the whole bottle, and they made her blink.
They say the top three deaths in the south east region of the united kingdom is 1.heart failure, 2. cancer, and 3. the talkings of Gina simmonds.
A previous prime minister elect was to be the saviour of this country, he was witty, charming, and most importantly he was loved by all the country. He was going to drag the country out of the turbulent state it was in and save us all until he met Gina Simmonds. We now know this man as Stephen Hawking.
the mythical creature is also known by many other names; meg, zordon, little legs, bighead, smaahhl, megan, jiyna, tweety, jafool, drunky, vegetable lover, greg, amongst many others.
Dude have you heard about this "Georgina Simmonds"?
Yeah, apparently she was on the news because she flipped out after some people hated her
Oh thats crazy, I don't think anyone likes her.
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Holly Simmonds is another word for a devil, evil , bitch , cute or aggressive to others
if you meet a holly simmonds beaware they can be deadly !
minnie: O look its Holly Simmonds :O
Jess: o shit RUNN manicaac
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