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1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand.
2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.
3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
1. "Look, it's a simple plan: In the event of a volcanic eruption, get the hell out of town."
2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."
3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
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One of the greatest bands ever that gets ridiculed by fan-boys that don't want to admit their fan-boys. They are also the best thing to come out of Canada
Simple Plan
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1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.
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A Pop-Punk Band formed in Montreal, Canada. Great guys that don't deserve all the shit that people give. They write their lyrics through the eyes of their fans and therefor (despite popular belief) are not "complaining". The members are great guys and they're probably one of the best live shows out there today. Doesn't anybody have anything better to do today than make fun of bands they absolutely "can't stand"?
So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.
Me: Hey what are you doing?
Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer.
Me: stfu.
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A French-Canadian Pop-Punk band from Montréal, Québec, also known as SP consisting of:
Pierre Bouvier: Lead Vocals
Jeff Stinco: Lead guitarist
Sébastien Lefebvre: Rhythm guitarist and backing vocalist
David Desrosiers: Bassist and backing vocalist
Chuck Comeau: Drummer
Despite the fact the band has had a lot of criticism, they are nothing like the 'whiny, emo, bitches' they have been called and labeled as. Instead they write and play music which they have experienced throughout their lives, most likely when they were teens.
They have also never once called themselves 'Punk' and never intend to.
In fact, they are even releasing an album on June 21st and have done collaborations on songs on the upcoming album with:
Can't Keep My Hands Off You feat. Rivers Cuomo of Weezer
Jet Lag (English Version) feat. Natasha Bedingfield
Jet Lag (French Version) feat. Marie Mai
Simple Plan, even have their own foundation (The Simple Plan Foundation) to help kids of any age whether they are a victim of abuse, need help taking off drugs, have cancer or any other diseases etc. SP do charity concerts and charity work, they have been on tour with other bands and musicians such as Avril Lavigne and Sugar Ray.
Even though haters had thrown objects at them on stage, they never stopped playing.
Sometimes, it's just the case people say they 'love' Simple Plan, just of the looks and fitness of the boys, which in fact they have only listened to, or heard maybe one or two
songs by them.
Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: OMG, David and Pierre are like SOOOOO HOT! I LOVE SP!!
Me: *sighs* how many songs have you heard by them?
Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: Uhmm, I can't remember... but aren't they like SOOO HOT?!
Me: They may be good looking, but a proper Simple Plan fan would at least know one song by them or more...
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Other situation
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Hater: Ugh, Simple Plan suck so much, I don't even know why you like them, they have no talent what so ever, they whine about everything...
Me: It's nice to see you have an opinion, but keep it to yourself. Because first thing is, I can like whichever bands I want to like. Second, they do have talent, and lots of it, otherwise they wouldn't be able to play guitar, drums and sing to actually create a band and the third thing is. They do not whine about everything, there has only been maybe 3 songs where they seem more emotional than the rest.
Hater: ... geez, they're such gay faggots then.
Me: ha, no they aren't, they've either all got girlfriends, had girlfriends or at least married.
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A Canadian band that writes songs about what had happened to them at least once before and to other people.
Don't like Simple Plan?
THEN FUCK OFF!
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One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".
Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!
Me: Shut up.
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