Simply Orange

Delicious orange juice, freshly squeezed from oranges with no artificial flavoring. 100% orange juice.

Dude, you have Simply Orange?! Let me get kills!!

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Simply Orange

A brand of orange juice that tastes as if it came from the sun god himself. Also referred to as liquid sun in a bottle. An often high-priced, elitest brand of OJ that is worth its weight in gold. Nothin’ but freshly-squeezed orange juice that isn’t even mixed with water. Simply makes other juices as well, but it all started with the OJ.

“Yo, is this Tropicana or Florida Orange Juice?”

“Are you on drugs, man? This is Simply Orange and it’s expensive, so lay off!”