Sirhadhoken is the hottest person in the world, he is the nicest person you could ever have as a friend, if he is not friends with you then half of your life is already gone.
X: Hello! Is Sirhadhoken your friend?
Y: Yes, he is.
X: Wow, you're lucky!
Common disease that makes your penis as small as an atomic quark.
reset: Echfy wanna smash?
Echfy: Hell no you have Sirhadhoken.