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Sirius Blackness

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

by yumfudge July 26, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sirius Black

An amazingly sexy Marauder, who is also known as Padfoot. Even in death he is much sexier than you.
You disagree? Two words mate. Flying. Motorbike.

I would.

Sirius Black, the most perfect fictional male character ever created.

by Remus Lupin's God-daughter June 27, 2009

606๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sirius Black

Sexiest book character in the world. Ever. Sirius, aka Padfoot, and Snuffles, is Harry Potter godfather who got sent to Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. Before this, he was the hottest damn thing ever to walk the halls of Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry. He is not officially gay but according to a large portion of the Harry Potter fandom, he is Remus Lupin's bitch. Which is so not a problem. Sirius Black is the only fictional character that is sexy enough to fan-girl over.

Damn Remus, look at Sirius Black over there! He's not wearing a shirt.

by HarryPottersbitch March 18, 2010

253๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sirius Black

Two words: flying motorbike. Two more words: damn sexy.

by lovevanillacreme October 11, 2003

2211๐Ÿ‘ 216๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sirius Black

Remus Lupin's bitch.

Sirius Black is so gay for Remus

by panickedpan September 10, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sirius Black

Godfather of Harry James Potter, who is not dead, and will live on in the memories of his fan-girls (me) forever!

Attened Hogwarts for 7 years, was part of the infamous group of pranksters' known as the 'Marauders', Remus Lupin(Moony), Peter Pettigrew (wormtail), himself, and James Potter (Prongs). He was framed by Peter Pettigrew after the deaths of Lily and James Potter, and sent to Azkaban prision for 12 years before he escaped! Something one had ever done before.

Sirius is also an animagi, he transforms into a large, black, bear-like dog. Known as Padfoot, and/or Snuffles.

He was a fan-damn-tastic (straight) hottie.

Snape's worst memory: "With another shock of excitement, Harry saw Sirius give James the thumbs-up. Sirius was lounging in his chair at his ease, tilting it back on two legs. He was very good-looking; his dark hair fell into his eyes with a sort of casual elegance neither James's nor Harry's could ever have achieved, and a girl sitting behind him was eyeing him hopefully though he didn't seem to have noticed." (Harry was watching Sirius Black and James Potter durning they're O.W.L. exams)

Dumbledore: "Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger."

by Orietta Robinson February 24, 2007

204๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sirius Black

AKA: Padfoot or Snuffles

Harry Potter's presumed dead God-father/doggy. One time best friend of James Potter and Remus Lupin, "killed" at the hands of one evil bitch of a cousin Bellatrix Lestrange. Also, hands off, as he is betrothed to the aforementioned Remus Lupin.

"Hello, I'm Sirius Black, the sexiest thing to come out of Hogwarts since...er...ever!"

by Charm March 19, 2004

973๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž