sit on me

great quote from Seat to Stardom episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Rocko becomes an underwear model.

Talking Chair: Hey! Sit on me! Sit on me!

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Sit me down

The equivalent of holding somebody down most often used in scenarios involving either violence in which you need to be hold back and tacked to your senses or a strong desire of positive or negative kind.

1.
Sharona: I know you're trifling ass can't survive not being the center of attention all the time but you'll need to find a way.....
Shalliza: the only way for me to get this much attention were to break my foot up in your ass before somebody sit me down .

2.
Jack: ooooow this girl is to hot y'all better sit me down.

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The person sitting next to me

Mikes playing the worlds smallest F1 game

This is so hard

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guy sitting in front of me

idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me

"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"

fuck me twice sit me down

this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.

hey fuck me twice sit me down.

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Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"