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An Evil Bitch who entices you into giving up your very soul to join her on the Dark Side. Then after she's done with you she will take a shit inside of your still beating heart without even removing it from your chest. The Sith Lord is a heartless, soulless, empty, selfish, beast that feels NO pain. Use Caution.
Obi Tom Kenobi still bares the scars from his encounter with such a Sith Lord and will forever be changed.
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Over twenty thousand years before the birth of --Anikan Skywalker--, dark jedi had stumbled upon the Sith race. The Sith beings dominated the then uncharted world of Korriban.
Star Wars creator, George Lucas, took the Gaelic word Sith meaning fairy or sprite. Gaelic lore describes sith as good natured, tiny, winged creatures that live in the woods. Lucas's Sith were a lighthearted, primitive race of force adepts (those who had the ability to tap into the force).
The primative Sith did not have a great understanding of the force and only used their natural abilities for basic tricks.
The dark jedi had been exhiled from the know universe after the Great Schism (100 year war among the Jedi Order over banning use of the dark side of the force.) When the surviving dark jedi arrived, they easily conqured, corrupted and enslaved the Sith beings. Sith beings were forced to worship the dark jedi as gods. Dark jedi became known as Sith Lords able to study and embrace the dark side of the force. Sith now refers to all people from Korriban, including dark jedi.
Over thousands of years the Sith Lords built a great civilization on Korriban and the surrounding star systems, Sith Empire.
The Jedi of the Republic and Sith Order had eventually forgoten about each other until a chance encounter. Centuries of warfare erupted between the two orders with the Jedi normally getting the best of the Sith.
Sith Lords are their own worst enemy. There order was often racked by infighting and other forms of desention. The head of order stayed in power until challenged (killed). To curb this this, new Sith Empires follow the strict code. "Always two there are....no more...no less. A master and an apprentice."
Dark Lord of the Sith, Marka Ragnos,ruled 5,500 years before the events of Star Wars.
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A person who only goes for the ass when it comes to sexual intercourse. They do nothing with vaginas or penises, only the anus. They embrace the “dark side” of the force in their practices.
“I’m not sure if you want to get with Jared.”
“He doesn’t seem that bad.”
“Yeah, but I heard he’s a Sith Lord.”
“Ohhh, that’s actually better.”
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A term used to describe the clitoris.
Toby smashed her in the Sith Lord.
That chick has a huge Sith Lord.
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People who rule over their minions with a strict, yet not communist way. They prefer to use the ancient weapon, the LIGHTSABER, but unfortuanately, the knowledge to build a lightsaber has been lost.
The Sith Conclave, Darth Timo and Darth Kaine rule over their Rooster Teeth empire. They are the most powerful known Sith Lords ever.
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