sizzler pants

Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).

"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"

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