SkEmail

Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.

Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."

SkEmail

What a no-life does when their chat partner is away.

Shmuck - "I SkEmailed her about my day"
Coolguy101 - "u r such a dweeb"