Skank Monkey

Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.

Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.

dude i need to get laid

i know what to do

what?

get a skank monkey!!!

we dont live in nebraska...

oh yeah.

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Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.