Skate bite

An imaginary force that crumbles all men who are effected by it. It comes up at the most INCONVENIENT time and send you writhing to the bench. Once thought to be used by vagina boys who don't want to do anything and need an excuse, it is now know to be a serious medical condition.

Common side effects include..

-Random hits to the head
-Sudden outburst at reefs
-Pointless tempor tantrums
-Loud winces

Not a vagina boy - "Aye why are you not on the ice?"
Vagina boy-*looking up wincing* "mannn I got hella skate bite!"

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