ski racing

Ski racing is the most badass sport in the world. It is for people that like going like a hundred miles an hour. You make turns through gates going super fast. People who ski race get mad chicks. It's sweet.

"Dude that sport ski racing is super sweet"
"That one kid that ski races must get mad chicks"
"I wish I wasn't an uncordinated douche bag so I could ski race and get mad chicks"
"Yeah"

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Ski racing

Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.

Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.

Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!

... I love this sport.

Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun

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