Skillricky Sall

A Skillricky Sall is usually found with his huge nose and tiny penis out while bricking every basketball shot. He lacks intelligence in major areas and has the ability to never attract women. Usually can be bribed to do absolutely bombabistic things, e.g. getting came on for 50$. Skillricky Sall also has an intelligence quotient equal to the amount of bitches he has pulled.

The sheer amount of confusing things about this monkey has truly confuzzled researchers when they try to capture him and put it in a mental institution. Possesses the same amount of chromosomes as a Daddy Donohoe as well as the same penis dimensions but inverse.

James: Holy shit did you hear what just happened in the bathroom?
John: Nah what happened
James: A Skillricky Sall got cummed on by 5 men for 15$!
John: wtf that nigga disgusting