Skinny Christian

Skinny Christian is a fucking skinny legend who only drinks James Charles' pinkity drinkity with almond milk because he is a vegan icon. He works out eight times a week because he has to work out before and after sunday church to exercise and exorcize the demons living in his tiny gay body. A Skinny Christian wears size 4 BalenciagaXGucci high tops but has to take them off when he has a dick appointment because he has been engineered to be the perfect height for giving dome to people over 6 ft. A Skinny Christian is a teen drag queen who is trying to defend the LGBTTQQIAAP community from homophobes and people who put Leviticus 20:13 in their instagram bios. A Skinny Christian likes to send snaps from his shower with his iPhoneX and take notes in class with his new iPad that he got for Christmas. His daddy is rich but will not pay for your lawsuit when you sue him for running you over in his Mercedes. A Skinny Christian will stand up for you no matter where you are from. I hope you meet a Skinny Christian and get as lucky as I am.

Erik: Oh, he's gay and anorexic, he must be James Charles.
Girl #1: No, he's not James Charles, he's a Skinny Christian!