skinnyism

A religion, soon to be common among Gen Z’s, with the belief of skinny legends. Gods like Roni Rodriguez and Mariah Carey are the more popular ones.

Gina: Why haven’t we seen you st church sweetheart?

Dianne: Well, I’ve converted into skinnyism after being convinced by Roni Rodriguez herself.

Skinnyism

Skinnyism is the religion where we follow the goddess: Mariah Carey and Rainy Rodriguez, who are believed to be the skinnyest legends to walk the face of this earth. A true skinnyest has to be able to know of by "heart living the dream" by rain Rodriguez to be a believer. They must perform this Infront of a skinty (the skinnyest religious leader) where they will be accepted and drink water and Co2 to help with the environment. Skinnyism is open to all different people as long as you Stan the two main goddess.

Sarah: I'm a Christian we worship Jesus, what religion do you believe in?

Jack: I'm part of skinnyism we worship Rainy Rodriguez and Mariah Carey.