skip me

when someones saying something you dont agree with your not trying to hear it anymore, you just say skip me, meaning go to a person that wants to hear that bullshit; orginated in cincinnati ohio

first person: i get money

second person: if you get so much money how come you still aint paid me back yet? skip me

11👍 12👎

Skip Me

What pretty girls who men actually like counter with when they get called “Pick Me” by bitter, fat, lonely, eccentric hair colored feminists.”

You’ll do anything for male attention. You’re such a “pick me.”

You don’t do anything men like that’s why they don’t want you. It’s better to be a pick me and be happy, then to be a “Skip Me” and die alone with your cat and boxed wine.

7👍 12👎

Skip-me girl

Shares the same personality as a pick-me girl accept a lot more ugly

Boy 1: Rachel is being such a pick-me girl.
Boy 2: you mean skip-me girl, right? Because she is mad ugly

4👍 2👎

Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."

Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!

8👍 5👎

Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.

"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"