Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.
Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.