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skyjack

Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.

The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017


Skyjacked

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

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SkyJack

When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.

He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies.

by Pol Pot's yoga class September 19, 2017

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Skyjack

verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.

While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.

by Highstack flapjack January 20, 2007

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skyjacker

Someone who prefers to masturbate in aviation vessels

Why does that guy ride this airplane all the damn time?" "I heard his only way to get off is to masturbate in airplanes; he's a skyjacker

by Ginger McTavish April 20, 2011


Skyjacked

The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.

On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.

by Dirtymangoose September 1, 2017