skydrol

Purple-colored phosphate ester base aircraft hydraulic fluid used by jets because of its better fire resistance than mineral base hydraulic fluid (eg. 5606). Also known as the fucking devil. Its scent? The smell of fear. Got some skydrol on you? Enjoy your rash for the rest of the day, if you're lucky. Got it in your eyes? You'll wish it was just pepper spray. Not to mention it fucking gets everywhere, and makes a slippery mess of everything. Oh, and it eats paint and rubber too, so don't get it on your shoes.

I got a skydrol party when changing that ground spoiler actuator. I just wish I wasn't invited.

My brake bleeder hose burst and I got skydrol in my eyes. That was the worst pain I ever felt... and it went on for hours.

I got a skydrol bath taking the hydraulic reservoir out. I already took three showers, and my entire body still burns. Fuck skydrol.

After working with skydrol, make sure you wash your hands before you pee, or else we'll call you dick burns.