Skypenificant Other

That's when you're forced to see your partner/spouse/etc only via Skype for a period of time. A play of Skype + Significant Other, if you have a Skypenificant Other, it means that (a) You're in a long-distance relationship and (b) Skype is your weapon of choice for all forms of communication (both SFW and NSFW).

- Hey, what are you doing during lunch break?

- Sorry, dude, not available. I'm having lunch while talking to my Skypenificant Other, I promised we'd talk today!