skyrim shuffle

The national dance of Skyrim

Learning the Skyrim shuffle:
1. Take a step back
2. Now to the right
3. To the right
4. And to the left

5. To the left
6. Now twirl honey
7. Twirl

8. Twirl honey
9. Twirl

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Skyrim Shuffle

When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.

God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.

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