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Someone who is so lazy they would rather complain for months about flash player not working than actually click one link and install it, so they can watch a monkey piss in it's own mouth on youtube.
Lee: OMG i just found a monkey pissing in his own mouth on youtube check this out *sends link*
Mary: I can't because I don't have flash player installed. It hasn't worked for months
Lee: Oh you fucking slack bitch...
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When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi