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The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.
"slapping each other's dicks"
Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue
MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it
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To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."
Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
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To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.
The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".
When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.
Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
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slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
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a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.
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