Slapping caps

To be full of malarkey

You’re slapping caps man, no way you slept with her

Cap-Slap

While fucking, the male busts a nut in the girl's hat then proceed to put the hat back on her head.

I am about to cum, give me you hat so i can Cap-Slap you bitch.

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Cap Slap

Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.

Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”

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Knee cap slap

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.

Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*

slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch

(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.

Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"

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