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verb – the act of going to the toilet to urinate, especially if one is considerably desperate.
"I'm bustin', I gotta go for a slash dash"
A quick run to the toilet in a limited timescale situation.
DJ's sometimes play long sets. I put on long mix, line up the next tune and make a dash for the urinal. A 'Slash Dash'.
It could be used in other situations where there is a short time for the toilet visit: a break in a long meeting, between tasks on a timescale project like filming, between cue's in a show.
When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.
Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!
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Going into a pub or restaurant for a piss without actually buying anything.
John: Why are you going in there?
Joe: It's okay, i'm just going for a slash and dash!
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a fantastic game to play when drunk in a road/town you dont live in; the game starts by ringing the doorbell, then as quickly as possible take a 'slash' or 'piss' on the doorstep. if you can finish before someone answers the door, you win! if not, good luck explaining what you were doing.
i was playing a game of slash and dash last nite,
yh what happened?
lets just say i aint welcome round me nans house anymore
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When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.
Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!
Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.
When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.
Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
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