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When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.
Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!
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The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off
Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it
The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.
My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.