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Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.
Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.
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A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens
Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.
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Sleep Fapnea
1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.
2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.
Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'
Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"
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