Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time

Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.

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Sleep fart

The act of unknowingly talking to someone while half-asleep.

Mother: Honey, time to wake up for school
Child: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M EATING WAFFLES!
Farting is a mistake; a sleep fart is a bigger one

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