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The woman pushes in on the prostate (from the taint region) while performing oral sex until the man ejaculates. The man then eats a handful of Twizzlers and passes out.
Liz and I were going at it last night, then she put me in the sleeper hold and I didn't wake up until noon.
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A person who intensely masturbates and as he or she reaches their climax, they simultaneously chloroform oneself.
Yo homebroski, last night I was peeping in on this chick who was finger banging herself hella hard moaning and screaming and right as she was experiencing her delicious orgasm she covered her mouth with a chloroform soaked rag knocking herself out instantly! It was the picture perfect Sleeper Hold dudes!
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When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.
This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!
Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!
Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!
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When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.
Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.
Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!
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Shoving your own head up your ass and clenching
Listening to Cardi B made me want to put myself in a San Francisco Sleeper Hold
When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.
Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.
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