Sleepy Don

A narcistic individual, typically one in a court case, who has not been permitted to speak except through lawyers due to the sheer crap and harm he spews, and has become so bored with the criminal proceedings and possible punishment of life in prison that he is barely or unable to stay awake. May be orange. May be loosely related to an Orangutan-turd hybrid creature.

The secret Russian agent would have stood for trial, but much to the chagrin of the court judge, the Sleepy Don had been drooling asleep for the better part of the last hour.