Sleepy Pee

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.

(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee

Sleepy Pee Pee

One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.

I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...

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